you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Grandmeow
Mom: So basically it (a contraction) feels like you need to go to the bathroom. I didn't even know my water broke when it happened because I thought it was just me having to--

Me: Mom, mom, stop. Do you ever want to have grandchildren?

Mom: Yeah! Why?

Me: If you keep going with this story, the only grandchildren you'll have are going to be cats.

Happy 16th Birthday, Sherbear.

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